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Yo Momma Lines: So Stupid



1. Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


2. Yo momma is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she
went home and got 16 friends


3. Yo momma is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside
with a spoon


4. Yo momma is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she
couldn't read


5. Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind


6. Yo momma is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!


7. Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


8. Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!


9. Yo momma is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!


10. Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


11. Yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


12. Yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!


13. Yo momma is so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


14. Yo momma is so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"


15. Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


16. Yo momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the 
dotted line she put "O.K."


17. Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.


18. Yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread.


19. Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.


20. Yo momma is so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.


21. Yo momma is so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.


22. Yo momma is so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize
winners.


23. Yo momma is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.


24. Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and 
sometimes Wednesday too."


25. Yo momma is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


26. Yo momma is so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!


27. Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!


28. Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


29. Yo momma is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


30. Yo momma is so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.


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31. Yo momma is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice
instead.


32. Yo momma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


33. Yo momma is so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.


34. Yo momma is so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put
"Hooked on Phonics."


35. Yo momma is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.


36. Yo momma is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


  
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