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Yo Momma Lines: So Poor



1. Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Moving."


2. Yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!


3. Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!


4. Yo momma is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's
fingers!!!


5. Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"


6. Yo momma is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.


7. Yo momma is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


8. Yo momma is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.


9. Yo momma is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.  I said, "What ya
doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."


10. Yo momma is so poor she drives a peanut.


11. Yo momma is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning.


12. Yo momma is so poor beggars throw her change


13. Yo momma is so poor she can't afford shelter


  
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