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1. Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

2. Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!

3. Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

4. Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating her fingers.

5. Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

6. Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

7. Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

8. Yo momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

9. Yo momma is so short she can play handball on the curb.

10. Yo momma is so short she does backflips under the bed.

11. Yo momma is so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut
her hair and she opened up her shirt

12. Yo momma is so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

13. Yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

14. Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

15. Yo momma is so nasty she made right guard turn left.

16. Yo momma is so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

17. Yo momma is so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.

18. Yo momma is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off

19. Yo momma is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

20. Yo momma is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay

21. Yo momma is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!

22. Yo momma is like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

23. Yo momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

24. Yo momma is like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!

25. Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!

26. Yo momma is like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!

27. Yo momma is like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

28. Yo momma is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

29. Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

30. Yo momma is like a shotgun on one cock and she blows!

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31. Yo momma is like a hardware store - 4 cents a screw!

32. Yo momma is like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing

33. Yo momma is like a refridgerator - everyone likes to put their meat in her!

34. Yo momma is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

35. Yo momma is like a bowling ball.  She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in
the gutter.

36. Yo momma is like a bus Guys, climb on and off her all day long.

37. Yo momma is like a Toyota "Oh what a feelin'!"

38. Yo momma is like Orange Crush "Good Vibrations!"

39. Yo momma is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.

40. Yo momma is like chinese food sweet, sour and cheap!

41. Yo momma is like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.

42. Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

43. Yo momma is so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!

44. Yo momma is so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

45. Yo momma is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

46. Yo momma is so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.

47. Yo momma is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!

48. Yo momma is so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

49. Yo momma is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her
nice belt!

50. Yo momma is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and
it said "breakfast of the champs"

51. Yo momma is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind 
me had the correct change.

52. Yo momma is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive

53. Yo momma is so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought
she was getting it three times.

54. Yo momma is so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!

55. Yo momma is so slutty she blind and seeing another man.

56. Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

57. Yo momma is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

58. Yo momma is so greasy she sweats Crisco!

59. Yo momma is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

60. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

61. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

62. Yo momma is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

63. Yo momma is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

64. Yo momma is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

65. Yo momma is so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

66. Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!

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