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What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?
Swim for it...


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Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.

I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

2. 




There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and he
was taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on a
mopehead stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked the
guy if he could ake a quick look inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting
out of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car could go and he said.
"oh, around 175-200. Want to see?" Of couse the boy nodded and waited
for the light to turn green. The man took off at a very high rate of speed. As
he was traveling down the road he saw a little light catching up with him and
then flew right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the mopehead could it?"
He asked to himself. Then the light came flying back and went way behind
him. The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy on the mopehead. Then
the light started to catch up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch up
with the boy to find out exactly how he got the little bike to go that fast and in
a stunned voice the boy looked at the man and siad.."Would you mind taking
my suspenders off your rear view mirror?" 

3. 




A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. 
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully 
and all would become clear in time.

She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing 
what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, 
she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male 
parrot's neck.

A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes 
one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she 
caught you at it, too."

4. 




Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: 
- Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill 
- She sucks 
- She blows 
- She's bloated 
- She's the focus of a huge legal battle 
- She'll go down in a heartbeat 
Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?

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