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Two buddies get together and decide to
go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of
doing it with his wife all the time, the
other not having it done for a long time.
 Anyways the married one goes up and
comes down and says " My wife is much
better".  "Allright" goes the other guy,
" Let me go try the same woman."
Well he goes and screws the whore,
comes than says to his buddy,  " You are
right man, Your wife is much better."

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You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant.  
Guess what?  His penis rejected it!

43
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How do you get a man to do situps?

Glue the TV remote between his ankles...

44
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What kind of clothes are there?
women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,
biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of
these clothes).

45
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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts..



46
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk...



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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

48
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What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and
clitorises?

They miss them all.



49
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why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

breasts don't have eyes



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WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?

-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

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How do men exercise at the beach? 
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.  

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Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

Yeah, I finally let her out!

53
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an
inflatable sex doll?
Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

54
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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As the
bartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the other
one on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does the
same thing. The third time the bartender asks him what's
going on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? The
man smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my date
drunk."

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Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather
than women? 
A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men
are already there.


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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day. 


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At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human
reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born
with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce
millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One
young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

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Men come in three sizes: 

    Small, medium, and Oh My God!!! 

59
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What is a man's best friend? 

    His dick because it always sitcks up for him. 

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How is a man like a snow fall?

    -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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