Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't  caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens.  Software salespeople ship the
first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an
elephant.  Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."

Sent by Alex




Rating: 2/5 (24 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
  • What are the three fastest means of communication?
  • Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
  • Fortunate ingenuity
  • At the Doctors...

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.