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Humorous or serious? All about work.

Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know 
who's-a George Washington?"

Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"

He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-
a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a 
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."

A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. 
"Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"

Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"

He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a 
the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a 
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."

A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you 
know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"

He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"

The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while 
you're in night school."




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