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Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.
Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!"

"Play swords?" asked the other.  "How?"  "Simple.  Whip it out, smack
it till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords."

So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking
their dicks together playing swords.

Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions.
"We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums.

The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming
exhausted.  "I'm tired," he said.  He bent over saying, "kill me!, kill
me!!"








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