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A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to a
dinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. 

 "First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, then
I want to thank my children, and the lottery commission."

   "Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler". Suddenly everyone was
silent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,
"For the winning numbers".

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