When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake
City, Utah, a woman
told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the
where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife." That's
true," he replied, "as
a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon myself and have nine wives."
disgusting,"she said,"you should be ashamed of yourself, such
practices should be against
the law and you ought to be hung." With a slight grin, he just said,
"Yes, mam I am."