Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

   
   A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling
   a little frisky,
   reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and
   says,"Mother, if this could give
   milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels down to her
   crotch, and he says,
   "Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."
   His wife then reaches
   over and grabs his penis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could
   get rid of your brother.
   





Rating: 5/5 (40 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
  • Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
  • Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
  • Just a tap on the shoulder
  • Motivations

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.