This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a huge
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is
once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."