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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate 
demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his 
young bride.

"What's the problem?"

"I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," 
snapped the oil man.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer.  "I mean your wife 
isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"

"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect 
exclusive drillin' rights!

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