Did you know that once you get married,
you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?
First, there's House Sex:
That's when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on
the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime -- much
like two crazed rabbits.
Then comes Bedroom Sex:
That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the
curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked -- you
make love in the bedroom.
Last comes Hall Sex:
That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl -- "Screw