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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.
One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is 
my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I 
figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least
like the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last 
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the 
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least
like the trip, and she would know that I love her."

The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well 
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself."

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