The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of
work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was
looking to get married.
As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug
store, a co-worker said, "In the past 3 weeks you've bought enough
birth control pills to last a year, lots of vaginal foam, flavored
douches, several diaphragms and Lord knows how many condoms. And you
don't even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to seduce ?"
She smiled slyly and replied, "The Druggist, silly."