Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

   
   Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was
   returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.
   Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and
   dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.
   Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a
   sharp, gasping intake of air. "Jimmy," she asked through titely
   clenched teeth, "Just where are your underwear ?"
   
   Bleakly, Jimmy perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer
   shorts were indeed missing. Just then, inspiration stuck. "My God !"
   he cried with aggrieved dismay. "I've been robbed !"





Rating: 3/5 (31 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • What is blue and sings alone?
  • The first Jewish woman President is elected...
  • Did you hear about the spanish fireman...
  • How are men like UFOs?
  • Buying A Bull

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.