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An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the 
First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and 
it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along.  After thirty 
minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."  The First 
Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"  "Your people bombed 
Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."  "Nooooo, noooo, Chinese 
not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."  "Chinese, Japanese, 
Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike."  Another thirty 
minutes of silence.  Finally, the First Officer says: "No like 
Jew."  "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"  "Jews sink Titanic."  "The 
Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."  "Iceberg, Goldberg, 
Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."

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