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Long, but pretty good:

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the 
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a 

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 
2 French men and 1 French woman 
2 German men and 1 German woman 
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 
2 English men and 1 English woman 
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 
2 American men and 1 American woman 
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the 
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred ... 

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. 

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a 

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits 
with the German woman 

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is 
cleaning and cooking for them. 

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the 
English woman. 

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another 
long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming. 

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. 

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant 
and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply 
employees for their stores. 

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the 
American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature of 
feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of 
fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm 
trees make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her 
opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her 
mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't 

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and setup 
a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it 
gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But 
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

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