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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

 It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
 volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is
 put into motion.

 (1) The woman goes to the store.
 (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
 (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on
     a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it
     to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.
 (4) The man places the meat on the grill.
 (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
     the vegetables.
 (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
 (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
 (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
 (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
 (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
     off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
     there's just no pleasing some women.

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