Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far
away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send
me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next
month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it
was some incidental expense. Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month,
and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going
on. "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for
Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."