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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding 
anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, 
with the inscription: "Here lies my wife.....cold as ever" Later the 
furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: 
"Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"

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