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A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets 
out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.
"There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife. Then she screamed 
again and out pops a yellow body. "That must be the Chinese guy I slept 
with" she said. Then one more scream and the baby’s white legs were born, 
"Ah - that was the husbands bit" she said.
The doctor held up the multicolored baby and gave it a slap, then baby 
started crying. The woman looked at the doctor & said "Thank fuck for 
that, I thought it was going to bark !!!" 

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