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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night.  I could see America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?"  Clinton asks.

Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."

Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called.  Last night 
I had a similar dream.  I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more 
beautiful than ever.  It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house 
flew an enormous banner."

"What could you see on the banners?"  Saddam asks.

Clinton replies, "I don't know.  I can't read Hebrew."

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