On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided
to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.
Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the
bathroom and they spent a sensual evening soaking in the tub by
When they were finished, Billy-Bob decided he couldn't let all that
expensive champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured it back into the
empty bottles. However, when he was finished, he found he had nearly a
half-bottle too much.
He screamed to his wife, "Linda-Sue, you NASTY BITCH, you DIDN'T?!?"