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"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark 
attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend 
that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as 
possible." 

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump." 




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