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A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner 
wearing a neck brace.
He sat down and asked his mate what happened.
"Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his 
"Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I 
thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that 
every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went 
over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I 
called out to the chick and said, 'Lady, does this look like yours?' And 
the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!"

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