[an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive] (none)

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  

Main Joke Archives

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was 
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. 
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Rating: 4/5 (32 Votes)
or Email Friend

But Wait! You can also read...

  • Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
  • Notice
  • A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
  • Two nuns are walking down an alley...
  • An academic problem

  • Jump to  

    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.