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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's 
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic 
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis 
you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable 
positions," the medic said.

"Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your 

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