The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been
informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matters' at my
"That sounds interesting. Does this mean you'll be
counseling the big bosses on relations with their
"I'm not sure yet," he answered. "During a staff meeting, I
popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense
accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever
wanted my fucking advice, they'd let me know."