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A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE
1. Get up. 
2. Pee. 
3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 
4. Pee. 
5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't have to stop in the 
middle. 
6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complain about dirty 
restroom. Go to a different gas station and pee there. 
7. Get to work at Burger King. Pee. Wash hands. 
8. Lunch. Slimfast. Pee. 
9. Arrive home. Pee. Shower. Pee. 
10. Promise sex to husband. Pee. Get up in the middle of sex 
and pee. 
11. Pee. Go to bed. Get up at 3 A.M. waking husband but 
instead of giving him head, go and pee.


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