This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and
brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first
arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in
bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded
condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she ponted it to her
As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and
asked "What they don't use those things where you come
"Yeah," she said "but we don't skin 'em!"