Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient
oil lamp in an ash
can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it.
Sure enough, out
popped a genie. "Master, I shall now grant you one wish." The man
spoke, his eyes
bulging with desire. "I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of ass for
the rest of my life!"
The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.