So you don't know Jack Schitt
He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of
the Kneedeep Schitt
Inn. Jack Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next
came twin sons, Deep
Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
and another son,
Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married
Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and
Giva Schitt, married the
Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd
Schitt and Horace
Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spice number, Pisa Schitt, and they
are awaiting the
arrival of Baby Schitt. So now you know Jack Schitt.