I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently.
This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive
part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with
this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is
this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm
white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make
me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD".