State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket
the other day. Speeding? No.
I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper
pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the
road from the shoulder. Flew across the lane, hit the
Trooper's windshield and broke it.
The Trooper gave me the ticket for flipping him the bird.