Paddy weighs 250lbs, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this
for 2 weeks - and, you should loose 20lbs."
When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 80lbs.
"That's amazing!" the doc said.
Paddy nodded, "I'll tell you, I thought I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day."
"What, from hunger?" said the doc.
"No, from the damn skipping!"