My brother was his graduating class's validictorian.
When he stood up to speak, all was going just fine, until he closed
with, "and in closing I'll just say that there are two great honors a man
can hope to achieve in his lifetime. And these two honors are, GET ON HER
and STAY ON HER !" The crowd busted a gut laughing, but my father was in
big hot water since Mom knew exactly who had coached my brother with that
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