As an art teacher for an elementary school here in Jacksonville, Florida,
one of my recent assignments for the children was to enter a contest that
our new national football team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, was promoting.
The winning artwork gets placed on the back of the season tickets, so I
encouraged the children to come up with a good logo and a colorful
One innocent little girl was so enthused about her masterpiece she turned
in to me. It had a picture of a mean looking jaguar that read, "You're
messin' with the wrong pussy."