Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.
After a while the conversation started turning a little
rude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder and
they were arguing about how wide their snatches were.
(This happens all the time.)
The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her leg,
grabbed a baseball bat and slid it home.
All the people in the bar were watching, hooting and
hollering, throwing money.
Five minutes later the second woman got up, lifted her
leg, grabbed a bowling ball and slid it in.
People were going ballistic.
Finally the third women very casually got up on the bar
and asked for a quarter. She slid it in..... and the
jukebox starts playing.