A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside
the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most
attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed
her constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he
said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help
produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?" "As
a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward
his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"