Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off
on a desert with. The first one opted for Cindy Crawford. The next one
chose Pamela Anderson. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline. "Never heard
of her." his companions protested. "Who is she?" "Why she's just the
greatest Italian gal of all, making the headlines in the newspaper,"
replied the third man. "See, here it is on page one: FIVE DIE LAYING