A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated
to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed:
"Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg".
The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown
had a name.
The resident replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown,
but as an accountant-Oy! He was something."