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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he 
wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he 
wanted to buy a 100 pound pig. The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty, 
bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said, 
"This one will go a little over a 100". Astonished the Yankee said, "Who 
are you trying to fool? You can't weigh a pig that way". The farmer 
laughed and called to his young son, "Boy, come over here and weigh that 
pig for this man". The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig 
by its tail with his teeth. Turning to his father the boy said, " This 
here pig weighs about 100 pounds". The Yankee was having no part of this 
so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and 
get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son 
returned and said, "Ma says she will be right down after she's finished 
weighing the mailman". 

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