As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's
stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in
The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and
handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, "Well
Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your
The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it
be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?"