A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting
with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna
load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get
Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna
She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing
my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says,
"Jesus, you taste like shit."
"Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin'