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   A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
   mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
   farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm
   but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back
   to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws
   the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car
   forward saving him from sinking!
   
   A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow
   again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to
   the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I
   think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of
   the hole and says, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And
   the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
   
   The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
   Mercedes to pick up a chick.
   



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