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   There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which
   one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of
   them spends it.
   The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She
   gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
   tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you
   because I love you so much."
   The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
   television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I
   bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
   The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
   doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
   rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
   because I love you so much."
   The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the
   money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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