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   Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that
   says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."
   He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth
   five thousand dollars."
   The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this."
   He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like
   a woman.
   Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just
   not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman,
   and it's worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a
   cow, and you're not worth shit."

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