A husband from Long Island, kissed his wife goodbye and got into his
Cadillac to drive to work in New York City. He'd gone about a mile when
he remembered that he'd left something in the bedroom. So he turned the
car around and drove back home.
When he walked into the bedroom, there was his wife, lying totally nude on
the bed and the neighbor standing totally nude beside her.
The quick-thinking neighbor promptly went into a squatting position on the
rug and said, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Jones, because I was just telling
you wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I'm gonna shit all over